Where's JSR?

Up in NY helping with some pretty major issues with my parents. I'll have some heavy stuff to lay on you when I return.

Right now, I'm connected via a Verizon "broadband" card. I'm here to tell you, there's nothing broadband about it. Slower than dial-up. How did we live before cable connections? This is too much torture to endure. As soon as I look at email, I'm giving up.

Oh, and the other thing is that it only works at night from my parents house. Tomorrow, somehow, someway, I'm finding an hour in Starbucks to get a proper wi-fi fix.