Drumsticks, Disappearing!

Several of the drumsticks have fallen through the grate and into the fire.

Oh my GOD somebody just hurled a bunch of lighter fluid on the whole pile! The hams are literally boiling on the grill now. The heart-like-mess is shrinking, slowly.

This may turn me off of grilling forever. Without a doubt, this is the most fucked up thing I've seen in a long time.